The Chainsmokers - #SELFIE When Jason was at the table I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Because he was totally texting me all night last night and I don't know if it's a booty call or not Sooo... like what do you think? Did-Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky Who wears cheetah? It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia I wanna look tanned What should my caption be? I want it to be clever How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE" I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes Do you think I should take it down? LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE Wait, pau...